Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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