If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I am midnight drunk by noon
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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