Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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