even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Randomize
