He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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