I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
