All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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