He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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