Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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