I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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