So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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