I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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