If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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