so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Come share oat with me in your robe
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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