I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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