Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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