Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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