called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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