drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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