i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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