i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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