I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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