So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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