"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
It's rum buckets o'clock
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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