Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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