we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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