Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Randomize
