have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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