We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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