So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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