jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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