very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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