proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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