It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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