this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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