And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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