Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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