so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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