She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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