I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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