ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
