Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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