singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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