The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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