How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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