how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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