I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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