I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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