so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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