Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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