the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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