yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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