Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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